Til Death: Reanimated

welcome to canada without having to go through us customs

cool!!

tollpeople can suck me

5:41 PM

anyway, we're coming up on brandon anything you guys want from timmies in specific or

you haven't been listening to anything the humans have been talking about. You've picked all the meat out of the stew, and began to chow down on the rice inside

5:42 PM

wuumnm.. wuuuuuummm...

oookay then.

your hair tentacles wiggle happily

EEEE that's so cute

5:43 PM

so, so so so

5:43 PM

you guys are BOTH aliens??!

5:43 PM

like... ACTUALLY???!

A city can be seen just down the road.

id say i am. not on any legal censi, not even a legal citizen anywhere

5:44 PM

the name's flint by the way

penny!!

object name gang

Ufallo, whatcha eating btw?

wuuu (hedgehog stew)

anyway, ufallo and i were unintentional meteormates- oh thats something we figured out how to make. its like. hedgehog jambalaya

the.. meat is gone?

5:45 PM

can you not eat meat

wuuu (meat is gross!)

5:45 PM

wuuu (rice is fine)

5:45 PM

wuuu (cucumber... Best..)

oh. My . God you are so cute

5:46 PM

flint can I keep him

You end up at the city after a bit of speeding on a backroad.

5:47 PM

hes a person you do realize that right

I mean like .. a sleep over!!! Maybe just a Netflix night!! Cuddles!! Do you like cuddles Ufallo??

You go to a local PETROL STATION and get out You hand UFALLO and PENNY around 20 CAD.

you guys can go get drinks or something, i'll fill up out here

Ufallo!! Let's go get pop!!

wuuu (what's pop)

soda.

5:49 PM

diesel..

5:49 PM

The smell of GASOLINE fills you with.. something. Probably lead poisoning.

wuuu (what's soda)

bubbly sugar water that has no nutritional value whatsoever

wuu (belgh)

5:51 PM

wuu (I only drink fresh water)

its good trust me

wuuu (I'll try it!)

You finish filling the JEEP.

you run into the gas station you guys are at

5:52 PM

you grab a PIBB XTRA

alright lets go in. You stuff your hands into your pockets.

The inside of the gas station is actually relatively nice, and big. Even with TVs mounted.

you simply walk out.

You get a bag of LITTLE DEBBIE GLAZED DONUTS and a 48 OUNCE CUP of FANTA.

5:52 PM

good shit man

the gas station worker just. Looks in awh. He saw a fucking alien.

your hood was off the entire time

You walk out casually.

lol look at the guy's face

5:53 PM

looks like hes seen a ghost

wuuu (ghosts are cool)

5:53 PM

you open the PIBB XTRA

yea

5:53 PM

i basically am one, in terms of legality

you take a sip

how does it taste?-

you proceed to vomit violently

i only use the skaianet power cube system in the meteor, they dont log shit, it just connects you-

5:54 PM

SHIT forgot hes an alien for a sec

EEEK!! NOO! UH.. WHAT DOES HE HE HE NEED

puking gets it out hes fine

w.... W..... W... Wewuu (watr)

uh

5:55 PM

get him water

You hand penny enough for bottled water.

you run in, pay, and give it to him

you chug it, and hop back into the car

5:56 PM

wu.... (Tired.)

you hop back into the car

wuuu.. (where.. to..)

5:58 PM

you proceed to pass out

5:58 PM

wuuuuummmm... Wuuuummm..

he falls into your arms, you geek out and just hold him there. Aliens are so fucking cool to you.

6:01 PM

flint, we should head back to your place probably..

(( @ectoMycologist

so much for a road trip. alright, everyone back in the jeep

you and Ufallo we're already in it

6:09 PM

then hop in, doof.

You climb back into your jeep, turn over, and drive home over the course of a couple hours.

#forest

>Driving through the land of Maple Syrup and most of the population living in a fucking peninsula.

7:14 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTW3tXsxN_w

Travis Haack

Pantera - Forever Tonight

7:14 PM

>Drive around.

>Turn the radio.

7:27 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP0GYvPxOSM

The Windowlicker

Hive - Devious Methods

7:28 PM

>You are currently in Ontario.

>You manage to get to Manitoba though.

>You drive until you see a town ahead.

7:50 PM

>You look outside and...

((he's looking at #brandon-canada btw

7:50 PM

((just from afar

>Should I intervene?

7:54 PM

>Well, there's not really much I can do.

7:57 PM

>Fuck it, I'll just drive over and see what happens.

a small, but also large, purple ship drops down on Canada with a loud hiss. Four people walk out

It's the clump crew.

you exit the ship first, stretching on solid ground once more.

you run out next, full of joy

you work on your tricks as you dawn a new, shiny red nose

((will add later

you exit last, stretching, but still shaken up. You know who to go to, you've seen him once before..

12:34 AM

the emo looking fuck... You.. never got a good glimpse at him really

>I am now in Canada.

leave

>Shut up, I have research to do here.

> Destroy Canada

>Are there any official governments still left now?

All the governments are inside you, you have been the government this entire time.

> Hot (edited)

>i forgot to take my meds, the voices wont stop

>Examine the area.

>Go to a nearby town, #brandon-canada.

>The plane arrives, and the cargo is unloaded in Winnipeg.

7:05 PM

>The weird package with holes in it is brought to #brandon-canada.